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When someone fails at everything they do and tend to often trip and fall on their faces and take off their shirts.
Jimmy did the Chris Economos at a party last night and Maggie dumped him.
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The act of becoming so antisocial, the most socialising you do is walking your dogs and/or anything with your parents.
Guy 1: Hey, you wanna come out today. Go cinema with the others?
Doing a Chris : Nah, i'm about to have something to eat then i'm walking the dogs. My parents want me home and in bed by 7pm
Guy 1 : He aint coming out again, He's doing a Chris.
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Among us Sussy Obama hamburger
Chris Alex is a real sussy lord
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Hottest guy around. Amazing abs. Marist HS Quarterback. One of the top QBs in the Nation.
Person 1: Have you seen Chris Montell lately???
Person 2: You mean Chris Abtell
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BEST PERSON EVER;Perfect Role Model;Best Musician Ever.
Inspirational.
WOW THAT KID WILL BECOME THE NEXT CHRIS GANIM!!!
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An unforeseen show-stopping bitch slap delivered by one party (the slapper) to the other (the slappee). Not limited to bitches, largely due to originating by one male to another.
Origin:
In the middle of a LIVE BROADCASTED award show in March of 2022, Chris Rock, famously portraying himself as a Zebra (named Marty) in the animated series Madagascar, make a joke not being favorable with the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air himself, Will Smith’s.
This comment was made in reference to Will Smith’s Wife (She Who Shall Not Be Named).
Suddenly The #6 most famous TikTok star, Will Smith was sided and went BIG MAD Alpha Chad and Chris Rocked Chris Rock on stage.
Following this moment Chris Rock was trending on the dumpster fire known as Twitter (or Twat*), understandably in response to this moment no one had on their 2022 BINGO CARDS. The internet debate went on to choose sides of who is in the right and/or in the wrong.
Even with the probability of the opinions of either side being disregarded, it resigns in parallel to the viral Laurel vs Yanny or Blue/Black Dress vs White/Gold dress internet debates.
*This week at Twitter (or Twat) is a very well created series done weekly by Youtuber Omegon. You’re welcome.
Bro#1: This boy is about to get Chris Rocked if he doesn’t keep my girl’s name out of his mouth.
Bro#2: How Unlucky.
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Guitarist and vocals for the most awesome band, Death Cab for Cutie. Currently dating photographer and director Autumn De Wilde. He is the best looking guy in the bad and rocks out hard.
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