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The blind panic which every man suffers when approachin ejaculation when there are no tissues in sight !
Man in wank panic: O shit . . . O shit, ahh a spare sock . . . perfect.
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When a man masturbates inside a condom to avoid making a mess.
I had a nice patty wank last night and NO cleanup... :)
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When one has simply nothing better to do than masterbate so they choose the easiest thing to jerk off to. They do not necessarily have to be horney, they just can't keep there hands off their dick. A cheap wank is generally occurs when one is just bored and wants to blow easily.
One who has a Cheap Wank will jerk off to what ever gets them going easily.
Harry was home alone so he watched his favourite porno for the sake of wanking.
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When a male masturbates at top speed leading to a not so pleasing climax.
Bro i just had a Flash-Wank and it wasn't as good as i'd hoped.
Dude you should've gone for longer then
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Performing a Gwylo Wank without lubrication.
Gwylo Wanker 1 "I forgot the loob."
Gwylo Wanker 2 "Drylo Wank-QUET."
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The act of urinating as you ejaculate
'Shit son I was with my hoe last night, and I was about to bust a nut and I accidentally Wank Wee'd on her face.'
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Using a fruit to fuck like a pussy.
Hellooooo, I’ve had a great day. Been so fucking horny. I went down to the corner shop to buy me a melon to have a right good Persian wank.
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