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When a old man gets aroused and his dick turns to jelly
My grandpa shoved his Slippery Willy 200 up my ass
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The eerie feeling you get from hearing someone's hi-def wet sloppy saliva in their mouth when they talk over the internet(like a youtube video).
audio wet willy:
youtube videos
skype calls
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Will White is a world class gangsta.
He doesn't flinch at torture, human trafficking or genocide. He's not loyal to a country or a flag or any set of ideals. He trades blood for money. He's your new best friend.
Random bitch: Damn I need William White in my life!
Fat geek bozo: Shit man you dont wanna fuck with Big Willy White.
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A super hard wedgie that is so deep it draws poop on the underwear.
My cousin was acting up so I gave him a Miss Willie Brown and hung him on the door knob.
After you receive a harsh Miss Willie Brown you should throw your underwear out.
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A legendary blind Piedmont blues musician who only played twelve string guitar, considered by some to be the best blues singer and guitarist of all time. Went on to influence generations of musicians.
Guy #1: I'm listening to "Lord ,Send Me An Angel" by Jack White.
Guy #2: Yeah, have fun with that. I'll be listening to the badass original by Blind Willie McTell.
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Anal sex before vaginal sex because your partner orgasms to fast.
Had to give her the Big Willie Special so she doesn't get off to soon and buck me off.
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The act of getting extremely hammered, not knowing where you are and wandering the streets
jim: hey dude where are you?
matt: i dont know man im willy wonka drunk
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