Mad Town

The town Madera, California. It is the official heart of California.

I am from Mad Town, b*tch!

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P-Town

Pittsburg, CA
No "H" cuz we don't hate

I'f from tha P-Town!

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L-Town

A street name for one named Lawson; A city which begins with the letter -L

Michael: Yo, what up L-town
Lawson: nothing man

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Sac-Town

The name that kids raised in Sacramento like to call their crappy hometown, in the hopes that it will someday be accepted as part of the bay. Sadly, no one thinks it is, and those dumbass farm kids can just go on pretending.

"Yeah, I'm getting hyphy in Sac-Town!" said the farmer from Sacramento.
"Man, sorry, but no," said the gangster from Oakland.

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h town

Slang for Hemet, CA, which is home to elderly people, child molesters, and a Wal-Mart.

"Hey Carlos, did you here that Beth's kid was molested in H Town? Yup, by an elderly man inside the Wal-Mart restroom of all places!"

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Chi-Town

A city in Illinois where all the losers,dopeheads,welfare mothers and thieves live(also known as Nigcagoans).recognized by its stench and the sound of tax money being sucked from southern Illinois(south of 64)

Chi-town person"yea im from Chi-Town dont fuck wid me"
normal person"kick to the sack"
Chi-Town Person"crying....MAAAAA(sounds like a sheep bleeting..actualy means mother

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P town

The same P town where the "affluent" kids dwell, smoking the buds and whatever else they can get their filthy rich hands on.

*yosh: whats good in P town motha fucka?
*dj: the kbizzle since all we do is blaze
*yosh: "cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez"
*sweet cheeks: bloooooooooont
*static: try and catch me rolling dirrrrty...pigs

*names have been changed

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