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The perfect day to fuck and just sit back and relax, smoking joints.
Hey babe, you ready for National Sex Day? It’s aboutta be littt.
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National fuck day is on the 2nd of August, This is celebrated by couples around the world by well having sex.. t02/08/12 8 is for the woman's breasts and the 2 is for a penis. National fuck day is celebrated by europians
It's National Fuck day today, lets fuck!
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An amazing private school in Washington,DC located on the close of the National Cathedral. Everyone who goes there is amazingly smart and beautiful. Not only does the NCS girls get the STA guys but they get the Prep guys too!! Yummy
LETS FACE IT- EVERYONE IS JELOUS OF THE NATIONAL CATHEDRAL SCHOOL
SR girl: Heyy i wish i could be as pretty as that NCS girl over there
Visi girl: Me too then maybe i could get some of those Prep guys theyve been luring with theyre beauty
Holton girl: Nahh i want to be an NCS girl more than all of you. Those teddy bears at landon dont know how to be manly. I want me some BULLDOGS!!
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Inane, idiotic, far from the truth stories and rumours that come out of the Toronto Area about the Toronto Maple Leafs.
Particularly, during the Free Agent offseason and around the time of the trade deadline.
Rumors that make Eklund's 30% BS look credible.
Larry Leaf Fan: Hey Did you hear? The Leafs are trading for Peter Forsberg, Naslund, Kariya, Khabibulin, Hatcher, Modano and Yzerman. - I heard it on the news
Hockey Fan w/brain: Yeah right, thats just Leaf Nation Sensationalism.
LLF: Dude we're gonna get them I know it.
HF: Yeah right, the same rumors have been coming out of Toronto since 67.
LLF: Ahh go fuck yourself Leafs will win the cup this year.
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The world’s stupidest national “holiday” ever created by “the boys 🥶😈😹👎🏽“ like seriously y’all mfs making us boys look bad and stupid, if you’re taking part of it, I hope you drop the soap in prison
I swear who ever created this national rape day, I wish nothing but the worst luck possible for him
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This day takes place in 4 October you have to say a sentence to your ex girlfriend or boyfrind and it must be nice it must be in real life
Ellie:oh no it’s national ex day
Samantha:exciting
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8/6 (August Sex)
This is a day celebrating variety in sex partners, and just going for it.
Remember:
"If you're with someone new, you know what to do!"
This is also a great day to try skydiving, pearl diving, bottle spinning, or just anything you have always wanted to do but just haven't yet.
My hopeful fuck buddy was ready to call it a night, but I said, "Why don't you come on over to my place instead? It's national fuck day!!"
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