April 7th

On this day you must rail your “friend”?

Abby: Hay Dan, it’s April 7th!
Daniel: Ok get in the car.

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April 9

National Quit playing and fuck her day.

OH SHIT it’s April 9! So.. you tryna-?

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April 25

April 25 is national call you friends short day!

Call your short friends short and have an excuse!

“You’re short”

“I’M NOT SHORT”

“Dont worry its april 25th”

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April 16

Smack anyone’s butt and hug a lot of people as u can

I’m going to go hug ppl
And smack booty on April 16

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April 1

Malina’s birthday. A bunch of guys like her but they don’t know she’s a mistake.

Malina was born on April 1.

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April 21st

-National drug test day
-National "Its just allergies" day

Boss: Allergy season really getting to you, huh?
You: Y-Yeah...
Boss: Do you mind taking a drug test?
You: Why?
Boss: Its April 21st, National drug test day.

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April 23

The day a bitch nigga was born

Isaiah was born on April 23rd so he is a born bitch

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