Bacon bits

Off my tits

So I was in a club on E ans I was totally off my bacon bits

Bacon Bit

the small pieces of crispy eye goo that you must harvest from the lacrimal caruncle every morning for breakfast

im really into morning sex, but lemme grab your bacon bit first

Western Bacon Cheeseburger

When your girlfriend eats a Western Bacon Cheeseburger, then during sex you mount her while she's taking a shit

"I just pulled a Western Bacon Cheeseburger on my girlfriend"
"Nasty"

slimy bacon

When you have her spit all over your dick and you put it on a grittle

She gave me such a slimy bacon last night

bacon bonce

bacon bonce means you fat noce

oi u bacon bonce sym

Bacon-fest

A party with mostly females attending.

I went to this party last weekend and there were only women. It was a total bacon-fest.

Bacon-Chan

The usual turning something into an anime girl now done with BACON

Jon : I like Bacon
Joe (who looks anime girls) : I just a great idea, BACON-CHAN