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Where a person is laying on somewhere (more specifically a couch or bed) like a fat ugly lazy ass pig.
bonus points if you’re baked (high)
1: “did you see caysie? she was totally baconizing!”
2: “yeah, what a fat lazy baconizer”
when that pussy so ugly you slap it with a piece of bacon and get that shit the fuck out of there
fuck that bitches pussy so rank, i went full cunt ragging, bacon slapping and left her ass.
french bacon is a form of bacon produced by the french pigs.
Hey, is that french bacon??
you know it is bro!!
You rescued me from danger or difficulty
"Dad, don't you have a meeting at 5:15?"
"I do, John! You saved my bacon!"
Bacon specifically designed for the purpose of being consumed in a morning time slot and typically consisting of a higher fat content, may be substituted with alternative baconised items such as frazzles.
Often a dietary requirement of those suffering from bacon blues.
John: Have you had your breakfast bacon?
Lindsey: Yes, mmm, my favourite.
Kyle: i might switch religions from punching drywall to blood and bacon
If you have 3 things on your plate for exampel pizza, eggs and tofu, then pizza and eggs are bacon because it taste good but tufo is blood because its gross.
This hamburger is amazing but the fries suck . You can just say blood and bacon.