When you have her spit all over your dick and you put it on a grittle
She gave me such a slimy bacon last night
One day John Laurens-Hamilton photoshopped Philip Hamilton’s face on a piece of bacon
Not Bacon Philip💀🤧
-Me when John sent it-
Someone who steals bacon from your fridge or freezers...while u are away.
The bacon snatchers took all our Bacon.
When you are sitting in IHop and you reach for your bacon and realize you it wasn't your bacon.
When you take a stranger's bacon by accident.
When you take bacon that isn't yours.
Luke was sitting in IHop and he reached for his bacon and then realized it was Stranger Bacon!
An undcover cop that's out to get white people that are out buying $30 a G.
Hey man some invisible bacon confiscated my weed. It's okay though, it was my dad's money.