jelly bean

Code for Jail Bait.

Did you just see that jelly bean with the big tits? That's potential.. Potential life sentence.

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Nagger beans

Those little, annoying, rubber pieces that reside on most turf playing fields.

Usually, after you play on/visit/look at the turf field, they end up on you, indefinitely.

"God I just found a fucking nagger bean in my world history book."
"That's not bad at all, this morning while I was showering I found some nagger beans in my butt."

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Cool Beaning It

The act of going to the movies in Toms River, then to Cool Beans coffee house next door. Usually involves watching J-Rock belittle tweens that come in to eat there, and eating various fried foods.

Person 1: Hey what are you doing tonight, person 2?
Person 2: I'll be cool beaning it so I can watch J-Rock belittle some giggling idiots.
Person 1: May I join you for said activity?
Person 2: Of course.

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beans

(Interjection) An exclamation in a good or bad situation. May also be used as "hot beans"

"Dude, I just got my report card back, and I got honors!"
"Hot beans! Me too!"

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beans

steroids

Have you seen him lately? He's huge. He's definitely on the beans.

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hot as beans

Nothing's hotter than beans.

"It's hot as beans out today!"
"That bitch is hot as beans!"

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Jelly-Beaning

The act of inserting several bags of jelly beans into your sexual partners rectum then having them squeeze them out into your mouth and consuming said jelly beans

Guy 1: Dude, I was jelly-beaning my girl last night

Guy 2: That's gross dude why would you do that you cretin?

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