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The act of double fingering a lady over the age of 60, with peanut butter on one finger and jelly on the other.
Dude, i just gave your grandma a flinboppler blast.
The sexual act in which fecal matter is thrown through a fan and covers on sexual partner. this shit covered partner then rolls on the other partner until they are both covered.
WHO'S KEEN TO GET FAN BLASTED??
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When your so obsessed with your new gun you fuck your gf with it
bro, this new Glock is so awesome I barrel blasted my wife’s pussy with it! She was cumming all in the barrel
Presenting someone an otherwise concealed tattoo as a mating call ritual.
Jamie: "Dude, this emo girl totally tat-blasted me on the subway."
Alex: "Hell yeah, man. Did you get her number?"
Jamie: "Just coming back from her place."
When 2 males jizz in each one of a females ears then blast music in her ears using headphones.
Hey Jim, remember Linda from Arby’s? We gave her a jittle blast.
When fans of the UM Grizzlies get overwhelmed by emotion
I cant wait to take a bunch of griz blasts with all my bros tonight. I hope I get a griz blast to the face!
The act of fingering but in a much more aggressive and powering way. The person being blasted is in more pain than pleasure.
"Why is Sara not at school today", "Oh yeah after the game I sigma blasted her while her mom railed her dad with a strap-on"