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Heather "Angie" Toribio: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release
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😱: Mária 'Angie' Castro: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Oviedo: The First Juvenile Release
What I call anyone who is addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose Robles (Enlarged Pygmy Marmoset): The First Juvenile Release.
Great-great-grandparent's female first cousin.
My first great-great-great-cousin-aunt is a good person.
The mighty honourable Jake Piper has 4 laws, and his first is simple.
Forget the minus.
Fred: "Ah man I was doing this question and I got -17 seconds, what do I do?"
Tim: "Use Jake Piper's first law, you'll be fine"
A first ass man move is one of great wisdom and self-awareness. This generally refers to moves that are unexpected, spontaneous, and perhaps even outright brilliant.
Origin: While this phrase may be of ambiguous origin, this term, for unexplained reasons, is heavily assosiated with the lord and saviour, Jesus Christ himself.
Boy 1: How did you get rid of that clingy chick that keeps stalking you on social media?
Boy 2: I blocked her.
Boy 1: Wow dude...that's a first ass man move, if you ask me.