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Wham Clam

When a group of women take turns squirting their vaginal juices onto a single clam. The last woman to squirt then has to eat the Wham Clam.

Twirly, Tsuki, Ren, and Van all did a big Wham Clam, but decided to give the offering to Kaze.

by Momiji the Gremlinord Bunlord May 25, 2022


Wham Clam

When a group of women take turns squirting on a clam. The last one to squirt has to eat the clam.

Tsuki, Twirly, and Ren got together to have a Wham Clam.

by Momiji the Gremlinord Bunlord May 24, 2022


STEAM CLAMMED

To get hit; car accident, pushed, punched, pile driver, etc.

My friend and I almost got steam clammed by a red-light runner.

by Altemose Prime January 16, 2024


Clam Poaching

To open up and wipe your bum by finger power at a sink. Helpful half an hour after a shit when the brownies have crusted. Water is often involved to do-do away the smell and finger-tan. It's also possible to do without a sink and advisable in the absence of toilet paper.

1) Sam wiped his crusting ass for half a roll, but he decided he'd go Clam Poaching afterwards.

2) Jennifer was still saving for a Bidet so after some fierce Clam Poaching she rewarded herself with some snowy Talcum Powder.

3) Inexperienced Clam Poachers upon sitting down often uncover an undiscovered rock-pool. The worst even suffer assisted Mudslide. Correct Swamp Draining technique is actively encouraged to solve this dilemma.

4) What you're going to do after you Rollo and discover Roll-No?

by Okahoa June 2, 2011


Clam handler

A gynecologist.

Hunny, this is going to be awkward for us both, but I'm filing for divorce unless you go to the clam handler and get that clitoris checked out.

by SossBoss December 7, 2015


clam wipe

When a woman wipes her vaginas on an unsuspecting person's face after she just had sex.

That passed out dude on the couch just got clam wiped.

by Markram January 29, 2017


Juicy Clam

Juicy Clam uses the slang term for virgina (Clam) and adds a descriptive word for its state of excitment.
Similar to "wet pussy"

I bet she's got a juicy clam.

by Prince Mohamed April 10, 2018