Cookies and Cows! Oh damn it!

Shucks. Oh darn. Usually said when someone forgets to do something.

Wife: Did you remember to buy shampoo at the store?
Husband: Cookies and cows! Oh damn it! I'm sorry hunny, I forgot!

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cow down der

The police down the street

Bro dont hit 19th street cuz the "cow down der".

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Ow Now Brown Cow

Used as code when you think a girl has brown nipples.

Dude ow now brown cow on MLee.

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brown chicken brown cow

jeeze your hot! :)
breaking the awkward silence.
what do you get when you cross and brown chicken and a brown cow

brown chicken cross' the road and runs into a brown cow and they become conjoined becoming brown chicken brown cow

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“That makes the cow go moo!”

A phrase used to express an overwhelming amount of joy you feel as a result of something good happening. To make the cow go moo is to please the cow.

Her: Do you want some head?
Me: Why, yes! “That makes the cow go moo!”

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kick the cow and steal a penny

where you cum in someones eye and kick them in the face for crying about it

everybody in this room after having sex should kick the cow and steal a penny

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mad cow disease

My nation on nationstates.net

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