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Crone's disease

An irritation/inflammation-based affliction of the ears and stomach caused by watching too many Neil Crone movies.

I should have known better than to binge-watch The Ridonculous Race --- hearing Dwayne's nasally prattle for eight hours straight has given me a major case of Crone's disease.

by QuacksO April 9, 2017


Suckling Disease

a rare form of metaphorical sexually transmitted infection that is aroused when more often a woman has been performing the act of "suckling" on a day to day basis to strangers and therefore has acquired the disease due to repetition of the disgraceful act.

when you visit your best mates house and find that his mother is more than willing to have a nosh even though not much interaction is needed because she has previously acquired the highly rare "suckling disease" meaning she will have a nosh in any circumstances with any stranger, no cash in hand needed due to the disease being present.

by Gun Boy August 23, 2010


lynks disease

A disease you have, cuck

Person 1: yo you have lynks disease cuck
Person 2: yo correct cuck

by TheSolveItSquadAHHHHHHHHHH January 30, 2023

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Menarchial Disease

A disease in which the female body (animal or human) produces tumors. These tumors take approximately one month to develop to appropriate size before releasing from the inner wall and becoming loose in the body. As an automatic self-defense mechanism, the body purposely wounds itself in order to capture and trap said spherical annoyances. In turn, gravity just happens to be its first option to expel these tumors from the body. It’s possible to take medication to prevent these tumors from growing, but it also beleaguers the female immune system. Surgery is included as a secondary option.

Sorry, I have Menarchial Disease so I'm in rehab this week.

by TheCheri July 27, 2010


shit and mouth disease

When a girl wipes back to front (arse to coochie) and then you proceed to go down on her and eat her shitty fanny

I got shit and mouth disease from going down on that girl that wipes back to front

by Ddkong July 27, 2022


Gates Disease

Any condition, adverse event, or death potentially attributable to vaccines or countermeasures. The name was created to expose the lack of scientific ethics caused by multi-billion dollar investments and financial coercion from the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation in the scientific community.

Jerry died suddenly of Gates Disease after getting his second Pfizer shot.

by Toothman22 August 16, 2024


Gates Disease

The diseases or maladies affecting any person suffering from vaccine injury, allergy or adverse events since Bill Gates began paying off media sources and medical providers / practitioners.

Maddy DeGary is a 13 year old girl in Ohio crippled by Gates disease.

by Sur At Rat September 20, 2022