After my friends and I had a sleep over, we all woke up with Mad Snail Disease.
A serious and very common disease that makes its victims infatuated with Patrick Mahomes.
The boy was diagnosed of the Mahomes disease. He posts pictures and videos of Patrick Mahomes all day everyday.
An interracial example of a human being, both rat and human at the same time. If you have the disease of rasmus, you tend to fake your addiction of the swedish product snus. The rasmus disease is an even worse example of sveinsexualism
Simon: *comes to hospital with rasmus disease*
Hospital: *evacuates*
"Motherfucker look at your nose home boy! you must have the rasmus disease!"
when one slurps doing ANYTHING.
Tim's favorite disease. (:
The Slurp Disease:: slurp uses her mouth so much she tends to slurp uncontrollably.
When in games like Monopoly and Uno, someone has their money or cards STUPIDLY unorganized. Like, just a mountain of multi-colored bills laying in their lap. Could be minor, like unstraight cards, or severe, like sideways cards.
I played cards with my friend and I started to suffer to horribly from ‘That Guy’ Disease that my friend paused the game and fixed my cards.
When you fake cancer to garner sympathy from your friends who are worried about you.
Hey have you heard from J? Yea man he down bad with a case of Dubz disease.