A vehicle for douchbags that have decided that they will not walk anymore...AKA hoverboard
wow that kid is riding a douche chariot
A douchebag walking around with a bluetooth head set on. Most likely having a conversation way too loud as he looks at you funny for listening to his phone call.
This guy walked up and starting talking to me. I responded but then he just stared at me and got upset that I was interrupting his call. Turns out he was on his douche-tooth.
the lord of all douch bags. the cops in gta call me a douch lord all the time
cop, get on the ground, you douch lord
A poop douche is slang for an enema. It's perfect because it is hilarious and grosses people out. So when you're in the store looking for an enema, just ask for a poop douche.
"I need to buy a poop douche because I am constipated."
Not one, but several douche bags hanging out together--especially in public places.
Hey, look at that douche stack over there! Are you kidding me? They're all so stupid.
When people nonstop talk and play guitar even when no one cares
Jake valladares is some times a guitar douche
The co-leader of a douchnozzel
Dude, did you see Tom today?
yea man, he's a freaking douch meister!