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When you combine your knowledge of world travel and alcohol into one sentence.
I was in Plzen, Czech Republic last year and drank some Pilsner Urquell. Been there, drunk that. I was in Pottsville, Pennsylvania last week and drank some Yuengling Porter. Been there, drunk that.
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Being alittle more intoxiacted than buzzed but less intoxicated than being drunk
" bro are you wasted?"
Nah, I'm semi drunk
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When someone is acting so ignorant that it is as if they had to much to drink, but they have not had any alcohol. Instead you discover that this is their maxiumum capability totally sober.
I thought that he was totally inebriated with whiskey when he joined the Tea Party Movement, but then I discovered that instead he was Genetically Drunk.
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when your eyes burn at the end of a night of drinking because of all of the cigarettes you smoked/people around you smoked.
"hey, you want a cigarette?"
"nah, dude. i got drunk burn so bad right now."
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When one is too fucked up to engage in sexual intercourse due to dehydration or the fact the partner is nasty and disgusting
You have whiskey dick, I have drunk vagina maybe we should do this another time
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Bruh?! Why so many fucking people have to be drunk! seriously? just drink water its better
STOP BEING DRUNK AGAIN
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Often spell basic words wrong while under the influence of alcohol.
Last night was hilarious when you were sending me messages in a drunk language.
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