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When a man and a woman are having anal sex, the woman backs up to the mans penis
Man 1: we were in bed, and she comes right back at me with her dump truck!
Man 2: sweet!
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When a guy is doing a girl doggy-style and she thinks she has to fart, but when she does, diarrhea comes out and drips down around the guy and to her front.
She mentioned that her stomach was upset, but when I was hitting it from behind, she front dumped all over my dick!
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When you punch someone in the stomach after they've told you that they have to poop.
Karen dump punched Billy after he told her he had to shit.
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Fist pumping while in the process of taking a shit
I was Fist Dumping before i went out to the club
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the biggest shyt you'll evr take and its so hard to get out your anus you die from struggling.
Dude 1: Dude i almost had a death dump
Dude 2: omg i feel bad for you
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Breaking up with someone via text message of instant messenger service.
Cindy was so smothering, man i had to take an SMS Dump on her
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Abbreviation; DnP ...The act of taking a shit and proceeding to jerk off
I am so filled with stress...i need to go dump n pump and ill be perfect