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A cis-female gen-xer or elderly millennial gets sick of life and says fml or duces.
My wife got pissed grabbed a Mango seltzer and went for a walk, it’s been 24 hours we have issued a Rose Gold Alert. Note: She was not taken or abducted because no one that shit.
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A phrase meant to describe greedy persons who put wealth and or personal gain before the wellbeing of others.
"That gold nose could smell out even a penny buried in the sand!"
"That gold nosed tax collector took practically everything!"
I hope merry this man, have beautiful and very, very, very smart kids and that we can trust, respect, love and support each other, like a dog and a homeless blind man. I love this man. He's the only one, in fact. But, he think he's not. In my heart, you are. And I'm so afraid, cause he is just too perfect to me - and not only to me, for sure... I don't want to lose him, for God's sake... But I'm just a frightened dog in the rain, waiting for him to come to my station. I don't think he will come at time. I will die, starving for his love.
However, I think I never had him and never will. I hope the angels listen to me weeping for him and bring his love to me at once or send me words to fill the void of a life without him, my beloved. Without him, I'm just me: a ghost, a shadow, a dying star in his blue distant eyes.
Jonathan, my Gold... You are like a God so beautiful you are, in every way (sighing)
The act of getting your head stuck in a fish bowl full of water. Next, frantically masturbate with the goal of finishing before you pass out and drown in the fish bowl.
Jordan was delighted at the thought of adding some spice to his life by ending his night with an agressive gold fish. This would be much more enjoyable then banging the deadfish of a lay in his bedroom one more time.
Any stupid shitty story that happens at your office that is hilarious and bloggable is dundergold. The Root dunder has a basis in Dunder Mifflin the ficticious company in "The Office." This is commonly used in the famous blog myshittyoffice.com
I didn't want to miss work today, because my stupid boss had to give a big presentation and was bound to produce some dunder gold.
Glassing, to smash a glass bottle or beverage vessel across another persons head
Did you hear about Mick? He copped a Gold Coast handshake last night, had to go to hospital for stitches.
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The taste of freshness
A 30-year-old homegrown brand of Assam that promises the best blend of high grown Darjeeling Orthodox with Assam CTC tea leaves. It is so rich and flavorful that it leaves you feeling refreshed and energetic.
This cup of brew is so rich and flavorful; It is the Maaza Gold Tea!