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When faced with a loose pussy, simply shove a whole ham up there and then pull the bone out. Voila! Ham reconditioning!
George’s wife pushed out 5 kids so she desperately needed a ham reconditioning.
Being from Rockingham, NC where inbreeding is so rampant they don't even know where they live. The extra chromosomes are in the water.
Dammit Ham Rock, why are you so retarded?
Sexual act:
When a person licks in one fluid motion from the butthole, through the taint and chode, to the shaft and on the dick.
I wasnt even hard until Sheila gave me a ham salad.
The official code for being a bit unethical, usually used in the context of an insult
Those tarred with this phrase usually are implied to still be breastfeeding despite being an adult.
don't be a massive HAM 5S and you're 28 and still breastfeeding?
Eating so much ham you feel drunk.
Every thanksgiving I get mad hammed!
When a woman who is being penetrated by a hermaphrodite has her other orifices penetrated by two men, and the hermaphrodite is receiving penetration in all their orifices from three other men.
We were all fucking like pigs last night in that stuffed ham!
To be in possession of large amounts of ham.
Will: "I just bought a thousand slices of ham, I'm hammed up for life!"