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The act of taking your cum or sexual juices and slapping the person with it while exclaiming "HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
Drew gave me the best Happy Birthday last night. It was really wet!
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When a girl chews and swallows during oral sex.
A city girl: "Would you like a five dollar happy meal?"
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A "Happy Blankenship" is when a far right, gay hating, civil rights violating, deficit spending republican is getting a blow job while watching "The O'Riley Factor" with one finger shoved up his ass!!!
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a slap "game" filmed on a camera phone
well im from the place where it all took off so i no what its like and seen most of them
"smile your on happy slap tv"
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A drug store where the employees are underpaid and usually experience some kind of sexal harrassment during their employment. They wear bright turquoise vests and answer the phone accordingly, "Thank you for calling Happy Harry's (enter location here). thi is (employee name here) how may i help you?" This over-charging drugstore, with a fully stocked and functional pharmacy, is run by none other than "Happy Harry's" son, Alan Levin, who's wife pretty much does his work for him.
Happy Harry's is to Duane Read of NYC.
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Having sexual intercourse with a woman while she is giving birth. This could or could not result in possible intercourse with the new born. It must take place after the woman's water has broken and should be celebrated as the first birthday present the baby receives.
"Dude, whats wrong with your baby's face?"
"Oh, after the Happy Birthday I gave her, her mouth might be a little off."
"The baptism was okay but I felt awkward being the godfather and the one to give her and her son a Happy Birthday."
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Person who feelings are easily hurt, and or is easily offended at everything!
Guy 1: That girl Jenny gets so offended at everything!
Guy 2: I know man! She is so trigger happy!
(Jenny overheard it)
Jenny: WHAT! I'm offended by that!
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