Have s*x with an Australian day

Any day of the year is have s*x with an Australian day
have s*x with an Australian day is the day of which you MUST NO MATTER THE CIRCUMSTANCES have s*x with an Aussie

Me: why did you f*ck her
Best mate: it's have s*x with an Australian day today bro

Me: I thought that was tomorrow

Best mate: nahhh bro it's every day
Me: F*CK YEEEAHHH

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i have killed them all

usually a term in gaming when you have killed all your enemies and call up your friends to tell them saying "i've killed them all" but dialed the wrong number and get the police called on you.

-hello? this is the johnson residence
-i have killed them all
-ummm.... *click*

also see: youtube;fluffy talks for better detail on story

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i have a bridge to sell you

A phrase of unknown origin which one would say to a person who believes something that is unbelievable.

Person 1:"Marijuana is illegal because it's bad for you."

Person 2: "If you believe that, I have a bridge to sell you."

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It's over Anakin, I have the high ground

The moment Anakin Skywalker made the worst decision in his fucking life.

It's over Anakin, I have the high ground.

YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER

Have you ever been to heaven

You've never been to Heaven, have you?

Ooh, this the ride of your life
Hold on 'cause, baby, I might
I might just give you a bite of the sweetest pie
Ooh, baby, we can go fast
I'll drive and you just lay back
I got the flavor that lasts, yeah, the sweetest pie

I might take you home with this
I might give you all of it
Come get your dose of the sweetest pie
Ooh, this the ride of your life
Hold on 'cause, baby, I might
I might just give you a bite of the sweetest pie

Baby, I'm the sweetest
Pussy is the meanest
Hot girl shit, but I'm cold every season
Know he got that pipe, let him bust it till it's leakin'
Booty like a pillow, he can use it while he sleepin'
Look, don't be goin' through my phone 'cause that's the old me
Ain't the only one tryna be my one and only
Real big, movin' slow, that body like codeine
He a player, but for Megan he cuttin' the whole team
That body lookin' nice
I got cake and I know he want a slice
I wish a nigga would try to put me on ice
I ain't ever had to chase dick in my life
I want that nasty, that freaky stuff
Slid up under my bed and keep me up
That Hansel and Gretel, let him eat me up
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh

Totally didn’t copy and paste that from AZ lyrics ;)
Have you ever been to heaven tho that’s the question

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Have You Seen Keith Seigal?

a douglaston and bayside based ska band featuring one lead singer, two guitarists, two bassists, and one drummer. All of their music is simply amazing and original. They are so quick and smart that in the matter of four days they managed to write four songs, complete two covers, and book a show.

OMG did u catch Have You Seen Keith Seigal? on sunday the 23rd they were so awesome

Have You Seen Keith Seigal? is the awesomest ska band evur

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It's a Monday, Let's Have Some Fun

Easily the stupidest phrase ever used, popularized somewhat by an awkward YouTube video from which plagiarized variation(s) have come. Makes little to no sense, and, in normal conversation, comes across as a huge force

1 - "it's a Monday, let's have some fun"
2 - "I can't believe that kid just said that"

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