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after receiving oral sex to orgasm, the act of slapping the girl's forehead with the end of your penis, leaving the last remnants of semen stuck to her. the end product can be described as a "pale tika" or an "imitation bindi."
dude, your mom gives great head, but if she tooths my pecker again i'm going to mark her with the eye of the beast.
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I screwed her. One way = Quicky. Round Trip = long and slow.
Man that chick was hot. I drove her to Cleveland. Round trip.
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shlong a bitch over a barrel while she reads the United States Constitution.
I could bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states, but she is in a wheelchair
I fucked the freedom out dat bitch.
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The title of a Slick Rick song, the phrase was coined by Ricky D himself, used to describe the reluctance men should take toward women when getting involved with them. After the popularity of Rick's song with the same title, this phrase became popular.
"Treat her like a prostitute, don't treat the girly well until you're sure it's sweet." -Slick Rick, "Treat Her Like a Prostitute"
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What you say when a really hot chick walks by and you get a boner so hard it hurts.
Johnny-"Damn dude look at her!"
Bob-"I know I'd stick it in her butt!"
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Irish for ejaculating your "load", which contains semen and sperm, all over a sluts face, and hopefully she will have the common decency to fuck off afterwards.
A common practice in Ireland usually without the slut fucking off as they want more muck.
" jasus would ya look at that whooer!" said a Fat ugly Irish man
" She deserves the muck" said his even fatter girlfriend
"BLow the Muck on her face" said the fat ugly Irish man with a grin on his face
" No thats my dinner" said the irish model (Fat woman)
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A phrase said by a random person while a tv news channel was doing there live show... which later on became famous and ppl started using it a lot...
Friend 1: what r u gonna tonight
Friend 2: Fuck her right in the pussy..
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