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A sly reference to the size of his big wiener. As in Jeremy is hung like a horse.
She glanced down at the bulge in his Kenneth Cole jeans and knew exactly what he was talking about when he said " I speak horse". To her delight he proved it. From that day on she called them his wiener jeans.
When a person or persons misses an opportune moment and can not go back to make corrections.
I had one chance to impress the board of directors with my presentation, but I left my presentation materials on the train in Brooklyn. Now Gary gets the promotion. Man, I really shot that horse in the face.
Suck Horse Johnson AKA SHJ is a sloppy, wet blowjob given by either an woman or a good guy friend. Usually a Suck Horse Johnson is demanded, never requested.
I told her to give me a Suck Horse Johnson.
To reach down and rub a stallions man parts to collect his fairy juice
“Hey kids I’m just your friendly neighborhood horse jerker offer”
will only fuck one person at a time; serial monogamist, even if the other person involved is not
I get that you're married, but I don't want to date other people. I am more of a one horse Sally.
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Whoa, hold your horses there, big guy. We're not leaving yet.
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