Internet Year

The amount of time a person is relevant on the internet. One accual year is 365 days. One internet year is 122 days. the reason an internet year is shorter than a regular year is because the internet moves on quick. the time of relevance for a trend on the internet is almost always around 122 days. 122 days is about 4 months which is the average time of relevancy of a trend.

Person 1: Have you seen this trend on youtube? person 2: That trend is so dead! person 1: What? its only 4 months old!
person 2: thats an internet year

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Internet Bae

Internet Bae is a term used on Quotev, meaning someone that you're REALLY good friends with- but here's the trick- if you live near them or with them they can't be your IB

"Nikki's IB is Amelia"
"IB Is Internet Bae isn't it?"
"Yeah"

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Internet graveyard

A place that dead memes go after they die in the SMG4 universe

The internet graveyard is a place

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Internet Peacocking

When a male tries to impress a member of the opposite sex by barraging them with links to interesting things to demonstrate his prowess with the Internets and how stylish and far-reaching his tastes/personality is.

Dude did you see Carl the other day on facebook? he was internet peacocking that chick so hard.

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internet limbo

when you are on a network and you are not online

you are in between, like limbo.

guy 1: man, i was at mcdonalds and it wanted to charge me for wi-fi, and thats bs so i was in internet limbo.

guy 2: f mickey d's for that.

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Internet boyfriend

A person who is always there for you, a person who you can text all the time without getting bored and talk on the phone to for hours on end. A person who doesn't judge you and is there to lift up your mood when you're feeling low. A person who you can share the same likes and interests with and chat about them as much as you like to each other. Even though the distance is long and far it doesn't change the feelings you share for one another. Overall, a woman's online best friend, lover and companion.

I love my Internet boyfriend.❤️

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Won an Internet

1. Basically, in short terms, when a pun/joke is so bad/good, that people feel the need to give the sender an internet.
2. When something is so incredible that you beat the ultimate game, the internet, the reward being the respect/hate of several strangers that you don't know, and of course, the internet.
3. Something someone might say if they see something stupid, amazing, Etc. Mostly in amazement.

Congratu-fucking-lations, you Won an Internet, you can quit life now.

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