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One who is blessed with bronzed skin and the muscles of a greek god.
"Damn Coskey is pretty jacked and tan"
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A man who led an unsuccessful campaign of ending prostitution.
Jack the Ripper killed a total of eleven prostitutes.Most likely the prostitutes would have died of some sexual disease days later.
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When A Guy Holds His Dick And Rubs His Hand Up And Down Getting Faster Until It Feels Good And He Sperms.
My Friend Doesn't Get Any Pussy So He Likes To Jack-Off.
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A Jumbo Jack is the most popular burger coming out of Jack In the Box. It is a piece of hamburger meat with some bread, lettuce, tomato, mayo, and onions.
"Hey, mother. I brought you a Jumbo Jack."
"They decided to be funny again and leave out the meat.."
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Commonly used but incorrect name for the Union Flag of the United Kingdom.
It should only be called the Union Jack when being flown at sea.
When flying from a flagpole on land "Union Flag"
When flying from part of a boat at sea "Union Jack"
Yank tourist "Ooooh look, the Union Jack".
Infinitely more intelligent Brit "Pillock, it's called the Union Flag".
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A nickname for the libation Johnnie Walker, as in Jack is a nickname for someone named John.
Pour me another double of Jack Walker if you would my dear serving winch.
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Usually specific to soldiers, or other people who are forced to live in close proximity for long periods of time without either sexual activity or privacy, a jack shack is a small shack made out of blankets, ponchos or poncho liners that is erected so that the builder can masturbate in relative peace. It is often explained away as a means to block light, or provide privacy to change, despite being erected almost exclusively around one's sleeping quarters.
syn: whackatorium
He had only been in Iraq for a week, but he had already built an intricate and comfortable jack shack.
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