Random
Source Code

John Wiegman

Dirty, Gong Show, Duh, Sup.

That was so John Wiegman

by TehTrippNasty June 11, 2011


John Ceu

A serious Black nigga

Dont fuck with him he will fuck ur bitch

"You see that nigga John Ceu, yeah he fucked my bitch"

by Fuckedurmomsanusniggaaa November 23, 2021


John Squire

God.

John Squire needs a church

by Britpop Girl March 27, 2022


John Dudesmen

A xeno loving Texan.

You are a traitor to the Imperium John Dudesmen!

Nuh uh.

by MAJACKS91 July 12, 2023


John Edwards

The dogger of boys.

John Edwards dogged the boys.

by baldbenshapiro November 28, 2018


Mr. John

The most romantic man in any conceivable universe. The kind of guy you can’t get enough of, because he’s so hilarious, and generous, and reassuring, and makes you feel great about yourself. He has a way of turning every situation into something positive. If you can win this man’s heart, you are incredibly lucky.

I love you, Mr. John.

by AmatoTheBeloved February 15, 2020


Johns Creek

A genuinely terrible Atlanta suburb that lacks any sense of community. Don't plan on driving anywhere in the afternoon because you'll literally be fucked by traffic. Everyone here is the same. They all wear indentical clothing, they all live in identical houses in identical neighborhoods, and they all drive identical cars. Teenagers have severe drug and alcohol problems because of a lack of anything exciting to do. Families move here for the school district, and when the kids graduate high school, they move away and never look back because nobody ACTUALLY wants to live in Johns Creek.

Person 1: "I grew up in Johns Creek."

Person 2: "I'm so sorry to hear that."

Person 1: "It's okay, after high school I got the fuck out of there and never looked back."

by nlbduhelsh March 11, 2011