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john swan

A YouTuber that makes high quality commentary videos. He is well known for making a video on JustDestiny and getting shouted out by Keemstar.

"Dude, do you like John Swan's videos?"
"Hell yea dude, they're great!"

by markuipper June 2, 2019


John Lizzard

A name for a angry Lizard who just wants to make your day a living hell

fuck its a John Lizzard

by Iamveryannoying November 4, 2020


John Anders

A John Anders is a mythical creature written about in mythology. The reason for this is because of his magical powers, John Anders usually transforms into little creatures to crawl under your door or other small entrances to steal your gold coins. A good way to find out if you're a victim of John Ander's trickery, is to count your gold coins every day, and if you see any missing, you are unfortunately a victim. The best way to prevent a John Anders from stealing your gold coins, you should consider putting students from Tonstad Skole, because John Anders doesn't like smelly students. If you've done this, you may hear a "Fytti RAKKERN hær stinke d!" That means you've succesfully prevented a John Anders

Help! John Anders stole all my GOLD COINS! I'm going to die of hunger

by Grøttihunter55 November 23, 2022


John Squire

God.

John Squire needs a church

by Britpop Girl March 27, 2022


John Dudesmen

A xeno loving Texan.

You are a traitor to the Imperium John Dudesmen!

Nuh uh.

by MAJACKS91 July 12, 2023


John Ceu

A serious Black nigga

Dont fuck with him he will fuck ur bitch

"You see that nigga John Ceu, yeah he fucked my bitch"

by Fuckedurmomsanusniggaaa November 23, 2021


Johns Creek

A genuinely terrible Atlanta suburb that lacks any sense of community. Don't plan on driving anywhere in the afternoon because you'll literally be fucked by traffic. Everyone here is the same. They all wear indentical clothing, they all live in identical houses in identical neighborhoods, and they all drive identical cars. Teenagers have severe drug and alcohol problems because of a lack of anything exciting to do. Families move here for the school district, and when the kids graduate high school, they move away and never look back because nobody ACTUALLY wants to live in Johns Creek.

Person 1: "I grew up in Johns Creek."

Person 2: "I'm so sorry to hear that."

Person 1: "It's okay, after high school I got the fuck out of there and never looked back."

by nlbduhelsh March 11, 2011

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