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Freshman at life

Someone who simply has no clue what they're doing in life. They have no common sense, and ask stupid questions, such as "how do I do laundry" or "what is online banking"

Person 1: I can't put my keys in the lock, it's not working!!!
Person 2: Maybe you should just turn it the other way?
Person 2: You know what? You're just a freshman at life.

by That second time at band camp December 6, 2014

7188πŸ‘ 4692πŸ‘Ž


half-life

What you'll have once you install this game.

I have such a Half-Life. I haven't left my computer in ages.

by majuwsnjnidid December 23, 2006

32πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Life's a Trip

Best Trippie Redd album.

- Hey man you heard Trippie Redd's new album Life's a Trip?
- Bro i hate that album it's horr...
- Stfu or you'll die bro.

by AYO IM BLU3 January 11, 2021

11πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


thug life

it means i dont give a shit

ok i dont give a shit
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wooo thug life g ese

by Indian cartel roasted Spics February 16, 2022

11πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Morrow for Life

If you are born in Morrow, OH you are initiated into the Morrow crew, and become "Morrow for Life"

Once you are Morrow for life, you are always Morrow for Life. It is a very large family because everybody breeds together with their own family members.

Signs for the group say "M4L"

The originator of the pact is Nate Robinson of Morrow, OH

Hey, are you moving?

Hell no, Morrow for Life!!!!!

by BigSlob8888 December 7, 2010

11πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Life update

A update on your own life which no one really wants or reads but you still post on your story. Life updates can vary in length if it’s detailed the writer is either bored or intentionally writes something long to see if someone will actually read their nonsense. Mainly to identity fake friends or to simply see is anyone cares. If it’s short they simply can’t be bothered or they want to share their life story but don’t have much of a life to have a story.

β€œLife update: I have no friends”
Or β€œLife update: My dad is letting me buy a goat”

by yEeE HAwW April 29, 2020

12πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


D.I.N.K. Life

that DUAL INCOME NO KIDS life.
When a couple is expected to have kids but plans to live a D.I.N.K. life.

Every adult friend you ever had: β€œwhen are you two going to have a baby??”
Couple: β€œbitch we’re living that D.I.N.K. life!”

by Toripop805 June 12, 2020

17πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž