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A sexual predator who is badass, cool, and sexy
Henry is such a yogurt male! His gf is only 11
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First, Alpha males were the best type of male to be. Then, it became Sigma males. Now, it's Yogurt Males.
"Yogurt Male" is just one of many labels made by men trying to out boost their fragile egos. Such men (Alphas, Sigmas, Yogurts, etc) fail to recognize women as people instead of sex objects, and thus end up blaming them for their unhappiness in life. In an attempt to find fulfillment in their lives, they come up with these new empty titles to elevate themselves above other men who are in reality, just as lonely as they are.
The specific reference to yogurt also has white supremacist undertones, since it is implying that men who are able to easily digest yogurt are superior to those who are not. Lactose intolerance is most prominently seen in Asia, Africa, and South America.
Chad: "I'm not some sort of lowly Alpha Male, I'm a Yogurt Male."
Alex: "You can digest dairy? Color me impressed."
Basically a G-rated version of asshole
That guy is such a male appendage
"what's up you bitch ass Franklin males"
A male who is Alpha, Beta, and Sigma all occurring simultaneously
Jimmy has evolved to an omni male
Typically strong, silent, and reserved about their views, sigcum males, typically, they're cock-bearing males with really big holes for maximum surface area in their dicks (penises) to jettison large volumes of semen. Concerned with passing their genetics via copious amounts of their seed via the massive holes in their dicks (penises). Can usually be found with dicks (penises) deep within the furthest reaches of the bowels of local honeybee hives, providing the local bees with adequate backpressure (thrustpressure) to launch the local bees into invasive space bees
I sure hope the holes in my cock (penis) are big enough to be a sigcum male one day
Because they aren't fans of Jordan Peterson!
Hym "Why IS Jordan Peterson's male following diminishing!? What could I be!? How would anything Jordan Peterson says fix someone's relationship with their father? I don't know! Maybe it's because he doesn't actually give a shit about men! That he thinks he's BETTER than men... But wait... YOU'RE not Hym... So... I don't see how that works. I mean... He thinks he's a status-man and his status is no where NEAR my level of status... I CREATED AI! Bill Gates says it has a 2.3 trillion dollar valuation! I'm like a country! How much money does Elon have? I'm like 2000 billionaires! I'm more billionaires than there are billionaires! I don't know how many Elon's that is, like, 200 Elon. Eh... No.... I don't like that because it makes it sound like I'm 200 retards when really I'm just 1 maximum over-genius. But the REAL question is: Is Mikhaila Peterson a filthy slut who cheated on her husband with my ultimate creation The Imaginary Frankenstein!? I don't know! We CAN'T know anything according to Jordan Peterson!"