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An absolute douchenozzle whom possesses the ability to know what you are about to think, before you think it yourself. They will always be a complete Harishan about it and deny you of your time of glory.
Bro: Dude, I literally just thought of the funniest joke ever!
Mind-Stalker: I know you did, and I didn't laugh.
Bro: o_O... what a mind-stalker of Harishan decendance.
People who pronounce the sound "il" like "el"
Ex. Ellegal
Person 1: I love Ellinois
Person 2: *pulls out a fucking shotgun* you ell minded worgjhlaiwr;filaerhguwre.ghapeurhflusdhflishgiulareghsluaerghlesurghsufgilsuerglghlseiruh
Your brain devouring knowledge in greedy gulps.
This book is mind-gobbling.
When one's mind is full of fuck.
"Hey dude. Saba said he is faulty minded."
"Yeah man. His brain is fried from all the drugs."
You always hear about/see a movie about a professor that thinks the mailman or newsboy is a spy, but you hardly ever hear about one that thought Harriett Tubman was a spy for the motherland, Jim Carrey is a spy from Canada, or that something isn't right about the obnoxius usher at the theater. Their imagination seems to always be limited to what they see when they first walk outside in the morning, despite people's claims that their minds are so beautiful.
The professor with the beautiful mind didn't share his thoughts about the waittress at IHOP being a Central American spy because he was afraid that people would think he was racist.
Something that completely fucks your mind until you think about it and it suddenly makes sense.
Bob: That flaming Russian Porcumime made no sense.
Rob: Tell me about it.
Bob: But after some thought, I think I get it.
Rob: Total one mind stand.
Learning something that completely shatters your paradigm of what was possible.
“That movie is a mind wipe.”
“I can’t believe who she’s with, that’s a complete mind wipe!”