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The act of going somewhere nerds would be in an attempt to find a nerd to hit on.
Ted: "Hey dude, want to go to game stop with me?"
Frank: "What game are you going to be getting?"
Ted: "There aren't any games out that I'm interested in, I just wanted to go nerd fishing"
Frank: "Hells yes! That gamer chick we saw there last week was super hot!"
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The process used to locate a nerd within a reasonable proximity by sending a text, email or other type of social media message. The sound alert you hear is almost always associated with a video game sound or music. This is most effective in a home or office setting.
"Hey do you know where Matt is?"
"I not sure. Have you tried Nerd Echolocation yet?"
"Let me see here. I will sent him a text and tweet" click click click
"Oh, he is in the break room. I just heard the Mario 1-UP sound and Legend of Zelda theme song come from that direction."
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Usually called Robert and rides a bmw motorbike, with separate, notarized, containers for belongings. Excellent in bed tho
“Robert is such a massive nerd, but he definitely does his job well”
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A burn directed toward a fellow nerd using information the general population wouldn't understand.
You used a hybrid approach? Who are you, Mendel? Ohhh, nerd burn!
You must've missed that turn because your mapping cells weren't working. Nerd burn!
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The act of showing nerds some maths/physics etc. problems to distract them from their current task and get them to focus on the problem instead, generally until they solve it.
I ran into some nerds sitting in a maths class yesterday. It's amazing how you can just outright interrupt what they're doing with a simple nerd-whacking calculus problem.
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A virgin who has not, and will not, ever find love (or real friends) because of social inadequacies and hobbies that consume his entire life. Tends to be overweight, a fan of Linux, and a liberal.
I'd rather die than a nerd virgin.
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A person who plays video games A LOT. Usually they have no job, live with their parents, and spend the majority of the time playing it.
A lot of Game Nerds try to change the definition of the word 'game nerd' to someone who knows a lot about videos games, but they are just embarassed to embrace the fact that their only hobby is clicking buttons.
One of the biggest game nerds I know is named jose.
Person: Hey, wanna play foot ball?
Game Nerd: NOOOO, I ALMOST HAVE A SPY PLANE ON BLACK OPS.
Person: No life game nerd.
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