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When you're chili-dogging your sister, man!
Hey Johnny, how was the Alabama chili-dog with your sister last night?
It was even better than the Alsakan Chili-dog with my cousin last week!
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Two men giving one another a 69 blumpkin. Preferably while flailing their arms and legs
"You should have seen Sean and Steven perform an Alabama blumpkin spider last night!"
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When your sister/brother gets deep throated by a big black man
Give me and my family an Alabama tea party
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is a swift hard punch to the inner thigh of one's leg, usually of another person, though self inflicted thigh ticklers are rather common in rednecks. also listed as a third cousin to a noogie.
Hey buddy, I see you have your New MINI Convertible!" "Yeah man i just got it i figured it was such a nice day i'd (commenter then kneels and delivers swift blow to bad mini convertible owner) OOOOOOW WHAT THE F**** MAN!!!!..." "you were driving with your convertible top up.... so i gave you a courteous alabama thigh tickler to remind you that convertibles with the top up is a douch bag thing to do..."
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When a male with gingivitis/gum disease preforms oral sex on his sister when she's menstruating.
Billy and his sister took an Alabama Blood Oath last night.
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While in regular contexts, an Alabama Top Hat is when a woman queefs on her partners face, a Suprise Alabama Top Hat can be performed by anyone and entails jumping onto a strangers face, wrapping your thighs and legs around their head, and just holding on for dear life while theh try to remove you.
Matt: Holy hell Rob, what happened to you?
Rob: A hobo came out of the Alley near my apartment and Suprise Alabama Top Hatted me.
Matt: That’s messed up bro.
The 53rd Alabama is a regiment of light cavalry that fought during the american civil war.
Nowerdays there is a clan by that exact name that plays the popular videogame ,, Mount and Blade Warband "
Hey man wanne join the 53rd alabama partisan rangers ?
Sure sounds great