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A popsicle stick wrapped in warm cookie dough that can be used as a dildo. This is done to moisturise the vagina and give you an orgasm.
I need to go put this cookie dick up my bits.
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An Asian girl who is pregnant and doesn't know who the father is. This is especially true in the event that the fathers could be of various ethnicities.
That little fortune cookie is about ready to pop. I wonder who's going to get the "fortune?"
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When guys jizz on a cookie and last one to finish eats it
Last night I played ookie cookie with my friends
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Adjective for when something is extremely cool or tight.
Damn dude that was crunk as cookie dough!
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When anal sex is occurring and the party on the receiving end poops without the removal of the penis.
"I heard Tom gave her the cookie cutter last night!"
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when a group of you males, obiosly hetro, place a cookie in the center of a round table. Then they all proceed to gather around the table and jerk off onto the cookie. It may sound like fun to you rebel young americans out there, but the kicker is, the last person to get off has to eat the cookie. Delicous!
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A game played by males. The males form a circle and place a cookie in the middle. They then whip out their dicks and masturbate trying to squirt onto the cookie. Last one to hit the cookie has to eat it.
Haha how was that cookie you had to eat for losing in cookie monster?
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