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When multiple people help one male masterbate
Girl number one put ur finger up my ass,girl number two suck my tip,girl three go harder! You guys are good at team jerking
A person, usually a University student at an on-campus event, who shows up solely for the pizza and then is an asshole about it either through a verbal complaint, by taking too many pieces, or even complaining via anonymous feedback form regarding how long it took for them to get pizza, what temperature it was, etc.
Marcus: "That guy just walked in the room; he wasn't even at the presentation!"
Sarah: "What a pizza jerk!"
PJ:*Takes 6 slices of pizza before everyone has a chance to get some*
Aksana: "PUT THAT SHIT BACK YOU PIZZA JERK!"
when a girl jerks you off slowly
"Helena gave me a sloth jerk last night."
When you're tired but still need to get rid of that woody before your nap.
"Just got home from work and I'm going to need a light jerk and a nap before going to happy hour"
When you eat beef jerky while you jerk off.
"What are you doing tonight?" "Oh not much, just planning a Jerk Jerk session later."
The name of a person who fully believes it’s a good idea to masturbate next to somebody that is sleeping or who is believed to be sleeping.
My brother is a Jerk Jerker. I caught him beating it while he thought I was asleep.
When your man is about to jizz and it squirts in your eye and two days later you are being seen for pink eye.
I was trying to aim for her face but burped as I was cumming and missed and it went all in her eye and gave her a jerk squirt infection. l