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National insult a small person day. Get a free insult card to any smoll child.
Person 1: broo have you heard that it is insult a small child day?!
Person 2: yeah bro, isn't it on November 13th - we should definitely do this to Anjum!
Person 2: yess that short ass is finna get violated.
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National give your friend/girlfriend a hug day
Boy: *hugs*
Girl: why did you give me a hug
Boy: cause it’s November 13th
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A place where niggas now have the chance to just- have their own month??
No white person can ever take this month down.
White person: Ayo what up nigga?
Black person: You can't say that shit, it's Nigga November.
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Today is lucie birthday, if you were born on this day you hella small but hella thick 🍑
stephen:hey you hella thick
lucie: i know it's coz it's November 29 my birthday
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Nut November is the opposite to 'No Nut November', in which your task is to nut every day of November. It doesn't matter how, or what time in November, but it has to be at least once a day. Scientists say that if you complete 'It November' successfully, you will have the power of 'Many Bitches and Hoes', a well sort after power by many.
My friend: 'Hey are you participating in No Nut November?
Me: Nah man that some pussy shit, I'm doing But November, want to join in bro? We can do today's together.
My friend: Sure, but only if we say no homo
Me: Yeah sure bro, as Jesus once said 'Bros of a nut, get hella sluts'
My friend: Yeah man
Me: Yeah man
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The day that the most hot sexy person in the world is born
“Dude, she was born on November 11?”
“Yes she’s like so hot sexy”
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National November 18th Day! Yay!
Hooray! It’s National November 18 Day! (But time zones exist)
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