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When you tit-fuck your girl until you cum into her waiting open mouth and fill it up.
I met that girl at he bar and brought her her home. I gave her The Mountain Lake and she almost choked to death.
mountain dew and hot pockets - the meal choice of
Stoners , potheads , 30 to 40 year old virgins, neck beards
, slacker teenagers and the children of single mothers.
Often cheap ..... doritos are considered a side dish.
There is no real nutritional value it's all processed junk food.
Hi my name is matthew and I like
mountain dew and hot pockets and playing xbox live.
Sometimes I have doritos with my mountain dew and hot pockets.
Capri sun also works
Bunya Mountains is a National park in Queensland situated between Dalby and Kingaroy. Its main population consists of tiny kangaroos and one pink lady. Its a great place to go if you want to get away from your interesting lives and go somewhere where you dont have to do anything. Mainly because there is nothing to do.
I went to Bunya Mountains yesterday it was so boring I jumped off.
A disease mostly affecting people from tropic and sub tropics environments, RMBD is contracted when one of these people attempt spending a winter in the Rockies, and then end up staying indoors for 5 months. Symptoms include, but are not limited to, an increase in waist size, and a much larger gluteus maximus, pale pasty skin, and a smell of poor hygiene.
Jane moved here last summer from Cali and ended up catching Rocky Mountain Butt Disease.
When you swallow a meth addict's ejaculations... make or female.
I drank a Hot Mountain Dew, when Ryan came, prematurely.
Marbach is a municipality in the district of Entlebuch in the canton of Lucerne in Switzerland.
Marbach Mountain is a name incorrectly given to any area to ski and snowboard in the municipality, particularly by British tourists.
"Did you hear what Matt and Jo got up to on Marbach Mountain?"
"There is no such place dufus - but tell me about them anyway."
Off brand mountain Dew, typically in poorer Giant Eagle stores
Caden: Mountain Fizzer?
Ryder: No way!!!