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A person that resides in the blue mountains Australia just out side Sydney.
Be careful going to the Montains wouldn’t want to mess with a mountain goat aye
While taking a rowboat through the southern marshes of Lake Champlain, bend a mud cricket over the bow of the boat and fuck her while snorting maple syrup off her back. The goal is to shoot as many muskrats as possible before nutting
Man, I took the ol' lady on a Green Mountain Swamp Hunt yesterday. Ethan Allen would be so proud
I can't believe my son had sex with a mountain cat, she's older than me.
The sexiest quail known to man.
Damn did you see how sexy that mountain quail was.
The nasties shittiest drink known to man. It’s just watered down starry which is already the Shittiest fucking drink known to man.
Yo bro I got some Mountain Dew legend wanna try it?
No way bro that shit tastes like a shittier version of starry
When you tit-fuck your girl until you cum into her waiting open mouth and fill it up.
I met that girl at the bar and took her home. Gave her The Mountain Lake and thought she was going to choke to death.