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You know those dogs that grandmas got? like it’s small, under groomed, and are dying of intestinal cancer cause it ate a penny? That’s a booger dog. They may also be as old as the mattress in your grandmas attic and absolutely feral. The more feral the more boogery
“That poor booger dog smells like grandma ong”
A phrase used when someone is talking smack to you. Quite possibly the best phrase to stop a conversation ever. There is no sufficient come back for this
Man im about to beat you like a stepchild.
Woa woa collar that dog !
It's like having sex doggy style, but the girl is laying flat on her stomach.
Yo man I was just flat dogging my girl and my dick got in so deep!
Noun
An unflushed turd that has rested calmly in a toilet bowl long enough to have developed a "halo" of discolored water.
Verb
The act of leaving such a turd, either intentionally or accidentally.
When Sally entered the stall, she gagged at sight of a sweater dog in the bowl.
The waitress finally figured out which customer was responsible for sweater dogging the men's room every Saturday morning.
Celeste hates being sweater dogged!
A person who enjoys masturbating dogs
"Steve ya dog flogger, how you going"
The act of making hot dogs but instead of a bun, you have to use what you got... which is generally sliced bread.
Yeah man, I ran out of hot dog buns so now I'm gonna eat a struggle dog with the sliced bread I got
A meme where a guys cute doggie stands on HIS burgers
Some Guy: This is my cute doggie standing on HIS burgers
Another guy: deformed dog lmao