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That thing where you jerk off a dozen guys, two at a time; until they’ve all finished, or you dislocate your shoulders-whichever comes first
Life Pro Tip: Be the giver in dirty dozen circle jerks, your arms will always be toned!
A figurative description of an attitude towards life, as well as your immediate and distant surroundings. When you refer to yourself or someone else 'just Jerking off and smoking Newports',, you are simply trying to convey that you/they are not letting anything current issue take their mind off themselves. It is the most self-absorbed and least constructive activity imaginable.
Once I get my pension, I am just gonna retreat to my apartment in Des Moines, and then I'm just gonna jerk off and smoke Newports until Yellowstone does us all in, THAT's my 5-year plan!
I tried to pursuade him to get more involved in student politics, but he just sits in his room jerking off and smoking Newports like these things don't affect him!
When a company's data is in such a mess that it requires accessing numerous systems to derive a result.
That Dealership is trying to pay people through an inverse circle jerk.
Fancy way of saying male masturbation
He loved Jerking His Yert to his favorite OnlyFans accounts
A variation of "Joe Schmoe", this term is used for someone who inserts their opinion when not asked. Additionally, this person thinks they know what they're talking about, even though they have no experience or knowledge on most subject being discussed. You might say a Joe Jerk Off is a member of the Peanut Gallery.
Guy #1: Do you hear this guy talking about shit he knows nothing about?
Guy #2: Yeah, he's a real Joe Jerk Off
1)A job so easy (usually manual labour,or a low paying,underappreciated position) that any jerk can do it.
2)My job.
My company's full of people,doing nothing but jerk work,all day.
The process of giving a sperm sample for medical or IVF.
I told my boss I would be late on Monday because I have to go jerk n a jar.