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Dirty Jones

First, start off in a hotel room with 4 guys in the middle of a small town in the United States. Once you feel that urge, you know the dirty jones is coming. Start by locking the door, then slowly make your way to the toilet. Take a shit, then DO NOT wipe. While the shit is leaving your anal cavity, start jerking off. Once you finish, clean yourself in the shower excluding the lower half. Don’t dry your now wet and slimy body and place yourself back upon the toilet. Once seated, proceed to hustle out another shit. Towards the end of the shit, whip out your now sensitive cock and finish what you started by elongating your penis from 3-4 inches.

That sick human just ripped a Dirty Jones in the bathroom.

by BayStBroker July 21, 2024


sage jones

A very pretty girl and nice with a huge ass. But her chest is almost completely flat because more often than not she cheerleader or dances.

Sage jones is such a all rounded person except for her boobs.

by Head @$$ February 17, 2018


Osmosis Jones

Haha funny blood cell movie

Why are the white blood cells blue colored tho ;-; Mf looks like elemental water dude

osmosis Jones is a movie made by Warner Bros in 2001 and it is one of the best movies ever. Osmosis Jones also has a series called "ozzy&drix" and it's an absolute damn feverdream

by ItsTheNatShack August 18, 2023


Janice Jones

someone who gambles Rivets money away and gives me head during faculty meetings

stop being a greedy Janice Jones

by Joe Hopf December 17, 2019


Emily Jones

Isn't that the square headed fella from Minecraft?

Person 1 : "Is that Emily Jones from Minecraft?"
Person 2 : "You mean Steve?"

by Barry B Bensen December 3, 2021


Emma Jones

Emma is technically the most beautiful girl on planet earth, she to good 4 people thts y shes single, smart, NOT FUNNY AT ALL

Dude 1: Yo i was at school and i saw emma jones
Dude 2: yeah dude shes sooooooo hot

by -_xDamierx-_- January 26, 2022


Finley Jones

A massive cuck, who sucks the soul out of any one who he talks to. He tends to like younger children

Finley jones is a massive cuck

by June 28, 2022