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When a guy cums on someone’s stomach and it fills their belly button
“He gave me a hot pot last night and I had to scoop it out”
Functions as a reverse bukkake where multiple females all squirt on one dude.
I just got of a mean hot pot…. I’m soaked.
A “hot pot” is when you fart in a pot and then cover it with another pot or lid to trap the hot air inside, preferably after eating spicy food to make it seem hotter. You cannot just use a regular fart because the 98.6 degree air will not qualify. It needs to be enhanced by the acidity of spicy food making it “seem hotter.” Also, consider the face that lids have weep holes for steam to escape that may take the edge off of your hot fart, this defeating the purpose. Consider slamming a whole nother pot on top of the fart pot as fast as you can. Could be alternatively known as a pan poot or a poot pot. Best of luck with your hot pot.
I left a hot pot on the stove at the community center, but I remembered later on that I used that glass lid with a weep hole, so you know it bled out. If it wasn’t for that, whoever cut the stove on next would have blown up a 3 foot fire ball! I hope that fire extinguisher in there still works…
The amount of time that seems slowed down while high
You have to feel the measurement in your heart
Ex. Five regular minutes could be around 20 pot minutes
"How many pot minutes has it been?"
"At least 45"
Pot Cereal is a food that you make because nothing matters. The recipe is as follows:
-At least two different bland cereals
-Some granola
-Dried fruit
-Other(whatever you want, really)
Mix together in a large pot using a wooden spoon and then transfer to a large plastic bag for storage. Add milk of any variety(and sugar if desired) while serving.
"I'm making Pot Cereal at 11:59 at night because nothing matters."
“I guess you could call it vandalism of a spot-a-pot.”
“What does that mean?”
I can’t believe how much Bekki looks like Adele. She’s the absolute pot model of her!