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Crank pipe

A crank pipe is a sophisticatedly blown glass tube with a bubble on the end used specifically for smoking methamphetamine and preferably made with Pyrex. Available in different colors and thickness. Commonly referred to as an "oil burner" when purchased at the store. Car air freshener tubes are also a popular material purchased specifically for the purpose of blowing the glass tube into a bubble with a torch until its red hot and pops a small hole in the top to allow the air flow to carry the smoke as you twist the pipe from 10°-2oclock position into your mouth as you inhale to achieve a good hit. Properly maintaining this unique apparatus is suggested to retain efficient burning. The solid black at the end is referred to as "pipe wipe" or "war-paint" as the soot turns everything you touch black. Ashes or wink paired with a Q-tip is the best way to clean an abused p-lo. Over time them become thin and/or pitted causing them to break at the most inconvenient moment. Out of desperation light bulbs or foil can also be modified for smoking. Average cost is $2.00-$5.00 thin ones are cheapest and broken pipes can also be reblown with a torch or recycled to other tweakers. If your brave the residue can be scraped or "cracked back" refered to as "raping the pipe" when smoked and tastes like shit or even cause a broke dope to fiend out when the last of the shits been smoked already and nothing is left even after hours of dedicated "carpet-surfing" turns up nothing.

Fuckin'A I cant find my crank pipe.

by BunzR_us February 22, 2018


t-pipe

A pipe used for vaporizing and smoking theobromine, which, when used this way, is psychoactive.

While his friends did tempt him with marijuana, James decided to stick with his t-pipe.

by __chase May 26, 2020


Oklahoma Pipe Jack

The art of lying on your back, bending your legs above your head, and spraying diarrhea into the air onto your body and/or others.

"The Taco Bell from last night gave me a super powerful Oklahoma Pipe Jack this morning."

by PooniesNeverSayDie September 9, 2017


Cut the pipe

To cut the shit before your done

Omg my phone is ringing I have to cut the pipe (your in the middle of shitting and the poop is coming out ur ass and u cut it in half before it fully out)

by MoneyServicez.com June 17, 2017


pipe salad

When you lay a log in the toilet and the plumbing just can’t handle that booty do.

Damn girl you really did a number in that toilet”
“I know laid a real pipe salad in that poor potty

by Dingleberryz February 19, 2018


Freedom Piped

someone getting piped with the power and force of america behind them

Layla was being freedom piped by Ryan.

by Master cook March 31, 2024


wrench your pipe

to clamp a monkey wrench around a mans penis and twist it off

man, I wanna wrench your pipe.

by Wyzrd Head February 25, 2024