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When you blast a girl in the eye and then kick her. Why this is attractive to anyone is beyond reason. Often results in being shot by the receiver.
A: Baby did you like that one eyed pirate aww yeah
B: I'll stab out your fucking kidneys
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Also known as Hong Kong, according to an episode of the Simpsons.
"Where did you get this DVD from?"
"Secret Pirate Island."
"oooooh, Hong Kong."
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We drink and we pillage and we do what we please We get all that we want for free We’ll kick your ass And rape your lass Somalian pirates we So with a yo ho ho And with a yee hee hee We take to the African sea We’ll brave the squalls And bust your balls Somalian pirates we We left our homes and we left our mothers To go on a pillaging spree We’ll cut off your ears And break your toes And make you drink our pee And if you sail into our waters You best hear this decree We’ll take your boat Set your ass afloat Somalian pirates we With a yo ho ho (yo ho ho) And a tricky lah-tee do (tricky lah-tee do) We’ll shoot you in the face with glee Then we’ll cut off your cock And feed it to a croc Somalian pirates we Somalian pirates we Somalian pirates we
Somalian pirates we, We shall cut off your cock
Pirate monkey run is the most revolutionary invention since the atomic bomb. Everytime I play it it makes my wiener tingle
Pirate monkey run is a pirate monkey who runs past obstacles and gamingpro260 is number one in the world on the beach level
This curse is the worst of curses. It is cautioned to avoid this at all costs. The only way to obtain this curse is by looking at his treasure map whenever you get the chance. The map is most often found under plates. It is highly advised to pick up the plate and read it.
Kyle: You need to look at the map!
Simon: I'm not going to look under my plate.
Kyle: Than you have the curse of Pirate Piggy.
When you are doing a girl from behind fake an orgasm and spit on her back So she thinks you came. When she turns her head to look back at you, cum in her eye. She will respond with Arrrrr. Remember to wear her undies on your head and over one eye to act as aneye patch, and extra points if you do all this with a parrot on your shoulder.
I gave that chick the One Eyed Pirate last night, while my parrot sat on my shoulder, Arrrr!
1. he/she who steals from the gay porn industry 2. they who jack gay porn 3. stolen pron of the homosexual variety
man 1 ugh where'd this come from man?
man 2 It's just pirated butt secks man!