Redbank Triple Play

A sexual act that involves having anal sex followed by vagina sex followed by oral sex. The penis can not be cleaned between hole insertions. This act allows the woman to taste herself and her man. And the man has the pleasure of all three holes of his partner.

Samantha and John really enjoyed watching the braves turn a triple-play during their weekend trip to atlanta. This motivated them to try the Redbank Triple Play when they got back to their RV.

a level playing field

a situation in which everyone has the same chance of succeeding

If the tax systems are different in each European country, how can industries start on a level playing field?

playing the flute solo

A euphemism for masturbating.

Girl: Got any plans for tonight?
Guy: Not much, probably just playing the flute solo, if you know what I mean.
Girl: Want to make it a duet?

19👍 1👎

Go Play Outside

A common phrase used to harass and berate gamers to stop being “lazy asses” and “go play outside.”

“Bobby get off your fat ass and go play outside.”

“GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM I’M PLAYING MINECRAFT!!!”

18👍 3👎

playing with the bishop's nephew

"playing with the bishop's nephew" is the act of masturbating while taking a shit in public. in modern usage the term also covers the act of masturbating while shitting in private, however the public aspect of the activity is of no small importance.

derek: "hey ronny, what's happening?"

ronny: "ah nothin', just hangin' at the crib."

derek: "well, you wouldn't believe what happened to me today- so i was up at colombus circle waiting for the bus, just playing with the bishop's nephew, and next thing you know this bitch starts flippin' out."

ronny: "what'd you do then?"

derek: "i told the bitch to chill the fuck out, i'm just playing with the bishop's nephew."

ronny: "sounds reasonable enough."

17👍 1👎

role-playing

please see chunkmonkey or die

Just see the definition #2

8👍 57👎

write a play about it

Comes from the idea that Shakespeare wrote plays whenever he felt like he needed to complain about some aspect of his life.

If someone is complaining, whinging, sulking, bitching or moaning about something, no matter how pathetic or meaningful it is, you can tell them to write a play about it to shut them up.

Sort of means, "i could care less...!"

Jackie: Oh my god! I just broke a nail!
Bec: Nnnyeh, go write a play about it

Tom: Linda just broke up with me! *sob*
Luke: Why don't you write a play about it?

Ally: You forgot my birthday! I feel so hurt and let down.
Harry: Yeah, get out some paper and write a play about it.

46👍 6👎