Red Deer

place. Small Canadian city nestled between oil wells gushing rich prosperity onto the upturned faces of the throngs of happy citizens who have a tendency to thank God and vote slightly right wing. Rebels hockey rules in winter. Swatting flying bugs rules in summer. Dinosaurs are under the ground but they are deep enough that nobody gets hurt.

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Do you feel like going to Red Deer this weekend?

No. Not really.

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Red Dog

Having sex with a girl on her period, without using a condom.

I ran out of rubbers, so I went red dog on her last night. Works great to relieve her bitching and/or nagging.

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Red Sexy

A play on words based on 'Dead Sexy' which is used when refering to a pleasing-to-the-eye red head.
Unfortunately rare and never available.

"Check out Red Sexy in The Jeans!"

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red bumps

The resulting product that develops from a woman shaving her vaginal region for purposes of appealing to the male gender. Sometimes itchy, and always awkward but never contagious.

1. Lauren was going to fool around with Ray, but was skeptical because she didn't want him to see her awkward red bumps.
2. Do you have 17 red bumps like me?

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red dot

Also refers to a woman's virginity. In ancient China time, virgin females have a red dot on their forearm. Once they have intercourse for the first time the red dot will disappear, indicating the female is no longer virgin.

Last night, I stole the red dot from the little girl.

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red sock

When a person is on the recieving end of enough anal sex that their anus changes from an "Innie" to an "Outtie". Gross!

Mom, Mitchell's red sock is clogging up the drain again.

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red sox

DAMN YOU ALL
THE RED SOX ARE BACK, AND BABY, THEY'RE STRONGER THAN EVER
Wed, Oct 21st 2004 will be remembered.

"Hollyyyyyyy shiiiiitttt... They won! Oh my God they won!"

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