Term to describe an amount of crack cocaine. It gets the name because the shape of it because it looks like a small rock.
"Crack rock motherfucka!"
"That bitch will do anything for a crack rock."
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A derogatory term used in reference to hard rock music, referring to overuse of amplification on boring chord processions, extreme pounding of the bass drum with the pedal at a rapid rate, repetitive and often stupid lyrics and yelling (as opposed to singing) said lyrics.
Simply said, penis rock is music that is played by rock bands that have no talent and think that if they are loud enough, people will like them.
Metallica Mike: I'm listening to Metallica's new CD St. Anger.
Metallica Matt: Why are you listening to that penis rock when you could listen to Master of Puppets or And Justice for All.
Hardcore Hank: I'm listening to Slipknot's "Pulse of the Maggots."
Iron Maiden I Can't think of a name that starts with 'I': Why the hell do you like that penis rock? That is Slipknot's worst song.
Blood Brothers Berry: I like the Blood Brothers' early CDs, which involve much pounding and screaming.
The Spirit of Dimebag Darrell: That would be penis rock, but the lyrics are deep and meaningful (as only the God of Metal like me would understand). Pantera is awesome.
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good music basiccally the beginning of pushing the limit
real gangsta get your shit right ever heard of chuck berry or the blues thats what rock came from you douche lots of things in zepplin are blues influenced open your eyes every thing in rap is generated by someone else that cut and crap they need to learn to lay a reall instrument yeah somes good but you sound like a misinformed idiot that thinks whoever gets the most show time is really a better artist no its becausethere generic oh yeah another thing hendrix they dont allscream most actually sing unlike some rapping have you heard walk this way Aerosmith or jefferson airplane
oh i am mexican so obviously not kkk dumb ass
learn your shit before you start talking led zepplin acdc cream all great classic rock types its not a genre its an era so system of a down great band metallica not classic not been remember learn your shit
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1. A rock you sit on
2. A rock that looks like a butt
3. ???
4. Profit!
Bob 1: I'm gonna go sit on my butt rock!
Bob 2: What is wrong with you.
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Really? You really looked this up? Well I'll just explain it to you. A soon to fail Nick show. They are trying to tell kids its 'Ok' to be yourself. Well they failed at the attempt to do it. The cast is HORRIBLE, consisting of 3 idiotic 15-16 year old Faggots and one girl who happens to be a horrible singer. They form this stupid band name 'Gravity 5' or some shit like that. The only reason I know of this show is because of my 7 year old sister who forced me to watch with her or she wouldnt tell me where she hid my phone. So remember NEVER EVER EVER watch this show, you will most likely blow your'e brains out.
Little Girl 1: I love How to Rock
Man: Fuck that, I rather hear 10 hours of a monkey scratching his balls.
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Frizzy haired male frequently skips class to take road trips to weird places like Iowa. Attractive but loses any and all skill with ladies when under the influence of alcohol. Obsessed with Madden 2005. Probably masturbates between 16 and 17 times per day. King of diving for little to no reason in broomball. Very sexy, huge wang, etc etc.
-Hey D-Rock quit playing your Madden franchise and come drink.
-Krog pushes D-Rock and some girl into eachother and they kiss. D-Rock thanks Krog
-Doesn't D-Rock have class today? Yeah but he's in Michigan.
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One half of the duo The Cool Kids. He's sexy, He can rap, and he dress fresh too.....but he's all mine! so back off!
"Did you hear dat new Cool Kids single?"
"Word dawg! In da second verse Mickey Rocks killed it! But i was diggin Chuck Inglish verse a lot too!
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