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When you masturbate so much that your dick gets red and dried out.
He's going home alone tonight, looks like he's gonna pull a rusty venture!
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Jacking off until your dick becomes red and wrinkly.
I gave myself a Rusty Venture after finding my stash of old porno in the attic.
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When you jerk off so much that your penis becomes painfully red and scabby.
I snorted some crank and watched pornhub for 12 hours, and gave my self a rusty venture.
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When you jerk off so much your dick gets red and sore.
It's been so long since I've had a girlfriend that all I have now is a Rusty Venture.
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The act of performing fellatio while tickling or fingering the anus
That chick was giving me head, then all of the sudden she put a finger up my bum. She was playing the Rusty Accordion
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When a man's butt hairs dread together from not showering.
"I've been on this greyhound bus for four days, haven't changed my underwear, eating nothing but Mexican food. I have a wretched rusty zipper "
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When your girlfriend is on her period, you're doing anal, and that bloody tampon string is dangling. That, my friend, is a rusty chandelier.
The rusty chandelier was swinging away last night.
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