A Caesar salad from a local bar. Usually has diced iceberg lettuce and stale dried out chicken.
Lemme get a half pound of boneless and Al’s Caesar salad.
Another way to let people know you're smokin' the Devil's Lettuce/Marijuana.
Person 1: "Hey man, what are you up to tonight?"
Person 2: "Probably just going to order pizza and hit the bong and get to tossin' Satan's salad"
A middle aged teen who lacks hair flow so bad that he's drowning in overgrown dreads. Likes to assume he's at the top of the food chain. Is the one kid on the lax team that is purposely uninvited to team events.
-Bro does liam know the barbershops are open? His shit overgrown
- nah, thats just his hair flow
-should I tell him he be lookin like a mop top salad?
- no just let him feel like Mr.Steal your girl
A threesome with two guys and a VEGAN girl, where the girl is getting DP'd in any configuration.
He Joe!!! Wanna give Sally the Vegan a Double Pipe Salad??
The dick you get after you jack off to games too hard, especially VALVe.
I have a deformed lumpy dick salad.
When you kick someone in the balls so hard that they explode like grapes and blueberries.
Bro 1: “Do you know what Karate Fruit Salad is?”
Bro 2: “No, what is it?”
Bro 1: “Here, I’ll show you”