The equivalent of two seconds.
Kevin seems to be counting down by a Farrell's Second like the cheater he is.
"17 second country" or "17 second society" is a term that originates from well cut, short video clips that only portray one side of an incident in an attempt to influence. It can be used to describe the hectic, click-based modern media domain that values twisted forms of political correctness in the form of individual "justice seekers" while condemning ordinary things as questionable.
"I don't want to live in this 17 second country, did you hear they found out this dude's workplace and got him fired because they didn't like his stupid Twitter joke?"
"X is such a 17 second country, all their major political headlines are just viral clips from campaign rallies, protests or whatever"
"You know they had to change their brand name after that vlogger made a video about how it's insulting to some minority, fucking wild. 17 sec society at its finest."
Where one person in a group finds something way funnier than everyone else and everyone starts to laugh at that person
or
Where one person's laugh is so funny that you laugh at it rather than whatever their laughing at.
My friend couldn't stop laughing at cats on YouTube and we all got second-hand laughs off him
1- Great-grandparent's second-cousin.
2- Second-cousin's great-grandchild.
My second-cousin-thrice-removed is a good person.
1- Great-great-great-grandparent's sibling's grandchild / Great-grandparent's second-cousin.
2- Grandparent's sibling's great-great-great-grandchild / Second-cousin's great-grandchild.
My second-cousin-thrice-removed is a good person.
1- Great-grandparent's second-cousin.
2- Second-cousin's great-grandchild.
second-cousin-thrice-removed.
While making out with a chick and she starts to dry hump your leg and states she can cum in 13.9 seconds, and does just that.
I was making out with this chick and she started to dry hump my leg and came in 13.9 seconds. She then proceeded to say thanks and out the door she went.